"Yes there are things that I’m still so afraid of, but my courage is roaring like the sound of the sun…"
Bill Murray on how to drink champagne →
I learned how to drink champagne a while ago. But the way I like to drink champagne is I like to make what we call a Montana Cooler, where you buy a case of champagne and you take all the bottles out, and you take all the cardboard out, and you put a garbage bag inside of it, then you put all the bottles back in and then you cover it with ice, and then you wrap it up and you close it. And that will keep it all cold for a weekend and you can drink every single bottle. And the way I like to drink it in a big pint glass with ice. I fill it with ice and I pour the champagne in it, because champagne can never be too cold. And the problem people have with champagne is they drink it and they crash with it, because the sugar content is so high and you get really dehydrated. But if you can get the ice in it, you can drink it supremely cold and at the same time you’re getting the melting ice, so it’s like a hydration level, and you can stay at this great level for a whole weekend. You don’t want to crash. You want to keep that buzz, that bling, that smile.
Man, we could’ve used this last night.
Bill Murray wins.
ok if i ever see any one of you ever reblog that “good girls swallow” ed campaign i’m unfollowing you blocking you whatever it god damn takes for me never to see you again wanna know why
- let’s sexualise teenage females (the primary sufferers of ed’s) even MORE than they…
"Good Girls Swallow. A movement to fight against eating disorders and raise awareness. Please like and and spread the word"
Holy hell— this is wrong on so many levels.
First, it callously overlooks the connection between sexual abuse among women who later come to treatment for anorexia nervosa or bulimia. One study sampled 158 patients admitted to an eating-disorder unit where 60 gave a history of sexual abuse. Fifty percent of the anorexic and bulimic patients had suffered sexual abuse, compared to only 28% of patients admitted with other eating-disorder diagnoses.
All that aside, I’ll tackle three other issues:
1. It implicitly sexualizes females under the guise of a “empowerment movement”
2. It demeans females by addressing them in a contextually subservient manner (by that, I mean the use of the term “girl” — as the story goes Jazz musicians, by proxy, started calling each other “man” because everywhere else the were called “boy”)
3. It furthers the mindfuckery propaganda of an already heavily patriarchal society by repeating a phrase that by nature is reductive, diminutive, and misogynistic without powerfully redefining it (not all eating disorders can be “cured” by “just swallowing”); therefore, instead of repurposing a phrase for empowerment it is just another meme-like movement feeding the machine.
Fuck it… Manic pixie dream girl bullshit orchestrated by females using a tag line that let’s them play with the boy’s club.
"My eyes are vague blue, like the sky, and change all the time; they are indiscriminate but fleeting, entirely specific and disloyal, so that no one trusts me. I am always looking away. Or again at something after it has given me up. It makes me restless and that makes me unhappy, but I cannot keep them still. If only i had grey, green, black, brown, yellow eyes; I would stay at home and do something. It’s not that I’m curious. On the contrary, I am bored but it’s my duty to be attentive, I am needed by things as the sky must be above the earth. And lately, so great has their anxiety become, I can spare myself little sleep."
"At any rate, let us love for a while, for a year or so, you and me. That’s a form of divine drunkenness that we can all try. There are only diamonds in the whole world, diamonds and perhaps the shabby gift of disillusion."
Francis Picabia, L’œil cacodylate, 1921, Huile sur toile et collage de photographies, cartes postales, papiers divers découpés, 148,6 x 117,4 cm
Centre Pompidou, © Jacques Faujour - Centre Pompidou, MNAM-CCI (diffusion RMN)
© Adagp, Paris
"If white people are so privileged why is there a Black Entertainment Network and no White Entertainment Network?"
"Men don’t have privilege, there are women’s only gyms!"
"Why isn’t there a campus centre for straight/cis people!?"
SAME REASONS WHY IN MARIO KART YOU DON’T GET BLUE SHELLS OR LIGHTNING BOLTS WHEN YOU’RE ALREADY IN FIRST PLACE, ASSBAG.
This is honestly the best explanation I have ever seen.
Hahahahahaaa! Wonderful :)